Morphie

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
numberscompletionist

Anonymous asked:

why do u play magic and not a good card game like crazy eights

alphabetcompletionist answered:

i was bracing myself so much cuz the note cut it off at ‘like…’ and you know. i don’t think i would ever have guessed this

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21/26

alphabetcompletionist

my cock jester taunting me when i hits the bathroom floor

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numberscompletionist

Dumbass doesn't even know about the cock wizard

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7/10

Misc.
hajihiko

delightfullydiscordant asked:

any hajime headcannons?

hajihiko answered:

-this guy’s got anger issues too, he’s just slightly better at hiding them

-completely oblivious to the fact that everyone crushes on him it’s hilarious

-His relationship with his parents is not good, not bad, just… average. They just never connected and conversation was usually just polite. It’s kind of ouch to feel how your parents just don’t really feel particularly strongly about you as a person beyond being their child, but he’s fed and housed and schooled, so it’s not like anythings wrong per se. This is partially why he was so obsessed with being extraordinary

-The only person to rival Imposter in how much imposter syndrome he has

-runs hotter than the average person (miggy gave me this one lol)

-dimples!! And sharper teeth than the average person

-interested in philosophy, art and the supernatural, post-wakeup, because it’s all things that are impossible to do “right” and the supernatural hasn’t been proven yet. (Cue ghost Junko)

-hes an only child and sometimes you can really tell.

-if he was a flower he’d be a 🌻… To Face Another Day and such…

-he is at risk at having a bit of an alcohol problem post-wakeup if he had access to that sort of thing. No one operates at 100% when drunk and it’s the only time he can be dumb and clumsy and bad at things anymore.

-Brain empty no feelings chemicals (samesies) means he’s also gotta be careful with drugs (forcibly dousing brain with Chemicals) but (thankfully??) he actually has an aversion to drugs in general, even strong painkillers.

-strong aversion to needles post-wakeup, and absolutely can’t stand having his wrists held or restrained. No sexy handcuffs for this guy thankyouverymuch

-his hands are like. Flat? Wide? His fingers splay out far and the thumb is extra curved.

-he didn’t inherit everything that the other kids have, that didn’t come by talent but rather is individual based. Ibukis hearing, Akane’s danger sense, and Fuyuhiko’s pain tolerance for example.

-hes hairy but he doesn’t like having a beard.

-kinda has that thing where you’re really resistant to being told what to do even if you were gonna do it anyway. Like “ok well you told me to so now I won’t”


-mentally checks out sometimes. Just runs on autopilot. It’s hard to tell the difference and it scares him. One of the methods that help are aromatherapy and meditation

-he and Impostor have like, a very unique relationship. You couldn’t tell from the outside but he can feel the difference

-sometimes the emotions just aren’t there. When they’re super strong though, they can overwhelm him to the point where he forgets to be the best at stuff and can make human mistakes once again. FX if he was absolutely furious he’d punch someone with normal strength instead of Ultimate Boxer form or whatever

-he is pretty good with people, he’s just a guy you can trust! but they still get on his nerves often.

-if he doesn’t get something he CANNOT let it go until he understands it. Thankfully people are hard to neatly pin down so being around his friends keeps him from being so bored.

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